"Is it sexist to keep the pretty nurses and unload a few uggos?" (Dr Kelso)
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Scrubs Insults - a random generator of the best Scrubs one-liners, insults and sarcastic remarks
The legendary DR COX is responsible for a large proportion of these insults. The main targets for his abuse are JD and Elliot.
DR KELSO closely follows, with the second largest amount of insults. Dr Cox speculates that he may even be Satan.
CARLA is the most sarcastic woman on the show. The JANITOR would probably get one of the highest insult-per-air-time ratios but is responsible for less of the comments than some of the other characters.
TURK, JD and ELLIOT are the lowest main character scorers since they are more neurotic than actual rude.
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