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// the number of random words
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var words = new BuildArray(NumberOfWords)

// Use the following variables to 
// define your random words:
words[1] = "Do you spray the perfume on, or do you just fill your bathtub up with it at home and splash around in it?(Cox)"
words[2] = "Shut up and watch (Dr Cox)"
words[3] = "Whenever I'm in the room, you're definitely not allowed to talk (Dr Cox)"
words[4] = "Dr. Kelso is the most evil human being on the planet. And may, in fact, be Satan, himself  (Dr Cox)"
words[5] = "For the love of God, what!? (Dr Cox)"
words[6] = "Your ass'll be kicked outta here so quick, it'll make your head spin (Dr Cox)"
words[7] = "You chicken! (JD)"
words[8] = "Do you not realize that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me? (Dr Kelso)"
words[9] = "If you have time to listen to music, then I assume you have time to finish your paperwork! (Dr Kelso)"
words[10] = "Your dog is creepy (Elliot)"
words[11] = "Unfortunately, Radar, I'm fresh out of gold stars (Dr Cox)"
words[12] = "Why are you over here slumming with these scalpel jocks? (Carla)"
words[13] = "You know what? Why don't you be just a little bit more paranoid. (Turk)"
words[14] = "Now, listen Dr...Whatever-the-hell-your-name-is (Dr Kelso)"
words[15] = "Don't try to drag me into your pathetic, whiny, little squabble with that God-awful bunch of malcontents(Kelso)"
words[16] = "I'm just happy you haven't messed up yet today (Dr Cox)"
words[17] = "Don't. Ever. Touch me (Dr Cox)"
words[18] = "Ahhh, the comfortable silences (JD)"
words[19] = "I still think you were in the wrong (Elliot)"
words[20] = "Keep moving, frat boy (Carla)"
words[21] = "I heard 'I know I'm being annoying,' and then...white noise (Dr Cox)"
words[22] = "You're having a big day, there, Susan (Dr Cox)"
words[23] = "Hey, uh, skeetch, if you do go ahead and change the channels, I swear I'll suture your hands together (Cox)"
words[24] = "Do you know what you've just done? You just lost all lap-dog privileges (Dr Cox)"
words[25] = "Don't laugh. This isn't a joke, newbie. Get. Out (Dr Cox)"
words[26] = "Hey, move your butt (Elliot)"
words[27] = "You're a jerk (Janitor)"
words[28] = "So, you've got the god-complex, the cockiness, the whole 'married to the job' thing (Carla)"
words[29] = "I hope you all kill each other (Dr Kelso)"
words[30] = "You have no idea what I'm like, so all of your feelings for me are coming from ... down there (Carla)"
words[31] = "Now, can I count on you to never drop by here ever again, or should I just go ahead and move? (Dr Cox)"
words[32] = "I don't care. Too little, too late (Carla)"
words[33] = "I think you should hop off your broom for a second (Turk)"
words[34] = "So, when's the baby due? (Elliot)"
words[35] = "What makes you think you know better? (Dr Wen)"
words[36] = "Good thing you still have your 'flower', then (Dr Cox)"
words[37] = "Mother of God, you're not listening to a word I'm saying, are you (Dr Cox)"
words[38] = "Now, you've got to leave me alone, or I'll punish you (Dr Cox)"
words[39] = "Bambi? Are you giving me attitude? (Carla)"
words[40] = "Sweetie, you have to be a minority sidekick in a bad movie to pull that off (Carla)"
words[41] = "Oh, God, you killed somebody (Lawyer)"
words[42] = "I want you to spread the word, missy. I've. Had. Enough. (Dr Cox)"
words[43] = "And you, you neurotic, one-woman freak-show, take your 'Blah-blah' to the blah-blah-ologist (Dr Cox)"
words[44] = "You've just got to go ahead and replace the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel (Dr Cox)"
words[45] = "Just tell him how you feel without sounding like a girl, for once (JD)"
words[46] = "You're a bad person (JD)"
words[47] = "Make 'em know you're a man, not a boy (Mrs Tanner)"
words[48] = "Oh, see, this is embarrassing -- you guys are wearing the same outfit (David)"
words[49] = "'Neat'? Dude, the 1930s called and they want their lingo back (Turk)"
words[50] = "Dude, the League of Women Voters called and they want to know where to send your membership info (Turk)"
words[51] = "What now, Dr. Barbie? (Dr Cox)"
words[52] = "If you ever do wanna know my opinion, rest assured it will always be that you're an incredible pain (Dr Cox)"
words[53] = "Nobody likes a brown-nose, son (Dr Kelso)"
words[54] = "Kid, please, don't insult me (Turk)"
words[55] = "What in the name of 'Are ya there, God, it's me Margaret' were you thinking? (Dr Cox)"
words[56] = "Should I talk slower or go get a nurse who speaks fluent moron? (Dr Cox)"
words[57] = "Just what in the hell do you want from me, huh (Dr Cox)"
words[58] = "You're in the real world now. Nnnnn-kay? (Dr Cox)"
words[59] = "Do you know what this is? [rubs his hands together] This is me washing my hands of you (Dr Cox)"
words[60] = "Hey, sport. Or should I say, howdy, Mr. Pouty (Dr Kelso)"
words[61] = "You should write that down in your journal, then your kids can read about it when you're dead (Dr Kelso)"
words[62] = "It's the most fun I can have without being forced to cuddle afterwards (Dr Cox)"
words[63] = "What's your pathetic excuse, you whiny, little suck-up? (Dr Cox)"
words[64] = "You annoy me (Dr Kelso)"
words[65] = "You have this nauseating charm everyone else around here seems to respond to. Use it, okay, sport? (Dr Kelso)"
words[66] = "Look, you seem like a nice, spineless little boy (Jordan)"
words[67] = "Wash off whatever eighth-grade dance cologne you're wearing so we don't add nausea to my symptoms (Jordan)"
words[68] = "Look at you with your stiff upper lip. I think I'm going to miss that the most (Dr Kelso)"
words[69] = "Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm just goofing around. Besides, the last thing I want to do is upset a crazy lady (Turk)"
words[70] = "Listen, you spoiled, bossy, chore of a woman (JD)"
words[71] = "You putz (Janitor)"
words[72] = "Don't look her in the eyes, newbie; she'll steal your soul (Dr Cox)"
words[73] = "So, how are things going down in the underworld? (Dr Cox)"
words[74] = "Okay, Linus, you're way too excited; I want you to get your blankie, go in a corner, and take a time-out (Dr Cox)"
words[75] = "You may scare everybody else with those crazy eyes, but you don't scare me (Carla)"
words[76] = "I don't dislike you -- I nothing you (Jordan)"
words[77] = "Yawn. You see, I say 'yawn', because when I actually yawn, you don't get it (Jordan)"
words[78] = "See you in hell (Dr Kelso)"
words[79] = "You should move in with my friend - Anal McLooney (JD)"
words[80] = "Well, geez, Agnes, does the field hockey team know that you're missing? (Dr Cox)"
words[81] = "It's hard being you, isn't it (Carla)"
words[82] = "This whole big bad wolf thing -- it's such an act (Carla)"
words[83] = "Neat-o! Well now, whatta ya want, a tip? Get out. Go, go, go! (Dr Cox)"
words[84] = "You slut (JD)"
words[85] = "Maybe you feel the need to sneak off and have a little nappy-nap (Dr Kelso)"
words[86] = "See? That's why no one likes you (Carla)"
words[87] = "Your problem is...you're a pansy (Dr Kelso)"
words[88] = "Tick-tock, Clarice (Janitor)"
words[89] = "You're stupid. Give it time, it'll eat at ya (Janitor)"
words[90] = "Holy inferiority complex, Batman! (JD)"
words[91] = "Listen, Super Girl (Dr Cox)"
words[92] = "It's just a pleasantry, sport; let's keep it moving (Dr Kelso)"
words[93] = "I thought it was gonna take you a little longer, so the marching band won't be here until this evening (Dr Cox)"
words[94] = "Clam up! (Dr Cox)"
words[95] = "You honest-to-God get me so angry, I'm afraid I just might hurt myself (Dr Cox)"
words[96] = "You all get paid way too much for doing nothing, anyway (Dr Cox)"
words[97] = "You're like a 24 hour convenience store. You never close (Turk)"
words[98] = "Well, you're kinda rough, yeah you're rough. And you're a little business like. Oh and you're cold (JD)"
words[99] = "Well now hold the phone there Skipper (Dr Cox)"
words[100] = "I haven't had my coffee yet so I'm finding it hard coming up with a more colorful way to say who gives a crap (Kelso)"
words[101] = "You want some salsa for that chip on your shoulder? (JD)"
words[102] = "I was just wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don't show (Dr Cox)"
words[103] = "Okay, what's it gonna take for you to leave this second? (Turk)"
words[104] = "Uh, Whiney Dancer! (Janitor)"
words[105] = "Yeah, let's see if you can't focus on things that I actually give a rat's ass about (Dr Cox)"
words[106] = "You big jerk (JD)"
words[107] = "Oh, stop! No, you stop! Oh, dear God (Dr Cox)"
words[108] = "So you do scary little speeches.... How adorable (Jill)"
words[109] = "Careful, Rapunzel (Dr Cox)"
words[110] = "Ginger, by the way, just a real smooth move running to your mommy (Dr Cox)"
words[111] = "I will reach into your mouth and unscrew that 7-watt bulb that barely keeps your brain open for business (Carla)"
words[112] = "Newbie, stay! Ohh, what a good boy you are (Dr Cox)"
words[113] = "Dear God, Judy, how much product do ya use? (Dr Cox)"
words[114] = "Quick tip, there, sports-star -when you're defensive about your feminine side, it just makes you seem more girly"
words[115] = "What is it with friends and the whole wanting to be in your life thing (Dr Cox)"
words[116] = "I'm assuming, since you already went ahead and took everything else, that you're here for my self respect (Dr Cox)"
words[117] = "Well, gosh, Marjorie, aren't you sassy today! Did Santa finally bring you the Y chromosome you always wanted? (Cox)"
words[118] = "Excuse me, Sally Sensitive, I don't remember asking you anything (Jordan)"
words[119] = "Your mom's aware that she'll eventually have to stop the breast-feeding, right? (Jordan)"
words[120] = "Dude, you could not be a bigger dork (Turk)"
words[121] = "Oh, is that what I should do? Good. Because I make most of my decisions based on your opinion (Janitor)"
words[122] = "Move it or lose it, Q-Tip (Nurse Roberts)"
words[123] = "All right, bring it in here, you knuckle-heads (Dr Cox)"
words[124] = "If you screw up today, I'm gonna hit ya hard, I'm gonna hit ya fast (Dr Cox)"
words[125] = "My GOD, Barbie, how do you put your bra and panties on in the morning?! All by yourself! It's...remarkable!(Cox)"
words[126] = "Don't dilly-dally around trying to refill your prescription of Prozac, you're on my time now (Dr Cox)"
words[127] = "You better cross your fingers that the news is good, because if it's not I'm blaming you (Dr Cox)"
words[128] = "I may have told her that she smelled like wet ass (Patient)"
words[129] = "Ten bucks says I can make that kid wet himself before the day is over (Dr Cox)"
words[130] = "No, it's just that I know you like torturing people, and I am totally up for that (Elliot)"
words[131] = "You make me so mad I might actually scream (Elliot)"
words[132] = "Why am I always in your fantasies!? You got a problem, man (Jimmie Walker)"
words[133] = "Watch the attitude, Gidget, or I won't let you go down to the bonfire with the other beach bunnies (Dr Cox)"
words[134] = "Enggghhh! That's the noise I make when somebody lies to me (Dr Cox)"
words[135] = "What part of 'don't say it' did you not understand? Was is the 'don't'? Or was it the 'say it'? (Dr Cox)"
words[136] = "Help me to help you, Barbie (Dr Cox)"
words[137] = "Since my wife left, when I look at a woman, I find it hard to see past the evil (Lawyer)"
words[138] = "My heart hates uggos (JD)"
words[139] = "I'll be referring to you by whatever distinguishing physical characteristic occurs to me first (Dr Cox)"
words[140] = "Okay...you, Chicken Beak.. (Dr Cox)"
words[141] = "You.. Dye Job.. (Dr Cox)"
words[142] = "Now, 'course, if you are lazy and incompetent, then, yes, that will buy you a one-way ticket out of here (Cox)"
words[143] = "Oh, children, you can't let that bloated bag of hate affect you like that (Dr Cox about Kelso)"
words[144] = "Johnny No-Tan? (Dr Cox)"
words[145] = "Mm'kay, Mr. Silly Bear? (Dr Cox)"
words[146] = "It never occurred to me that you were choosing work over being with that sweet little biscuit, you stupid piss-ant"
words[147] = "Walk off, bitch (Lawyer)"
words[148] = "How is it, exactly, that you just said that and your pants are still dry? (Dr Cox)"
words[149] = "Now, ladies and germs... (Dr Cox)"
words[150] = "You taste like old eggs (Alex)"
words[151] = "Now, you've got to wake up, Sweetheart, you're gonna be late for school (Dr Cox)"
words[152] = "I, uh, I think what she means is, she doesn't give a crappuccino (Dr Kelso)"
words[153] = "I am NOT judgmental. If I were, I'd tell you your shoes are ugly (Elliot)"
words[154] = "Your bangs make you look like a chipmunk (Alex)"
words[155] = "Oh, for the love of Oprah! (Dr Cox)"
words[156] = "Outlook is buh-leak (Dr Cox)"
words[157] = "Note to self: You've got to start writing down the names of people that truly annoy you (Dr Cox)"
words[158] = "Brace yourself there, Newbie (Dr Cox)"
words[159] = "Why you have to be so cranky in the morning? (Turk)"
words[160] = "Buzz, buzz, buzz... that's the sound of all the bees in your bonnet (Kelso)"
words[161] = "I would say you should stop whining (Kelso)"
words[162] = "If you ever get this close again, I will end you (Nurse Roberts)"
words[163] = "Oh, for God's sakes, would you throw her a rope? (JD's thoughts)"
words[164] = "You're just pissed because you're still in love with your ex (Carla)"
words[165] = "I have killed for so much less than that (Dr Cox)"
words[166] = "If we finished here quick enough, we might have enough time to pull the stick outta your ass. Whatta you say?"
words[167] = "I deeply dislike you. Honestly, it keeps me up at night (Dr Cox)"
words[168] = "Go. You're done now. Yeah (Dr Cox)"
words[169] = "I'm afraid I'm gonna very politely have to tell you to blow it out your ass (Dr Cox)"
words[170] = "Next time we talk, maybe I could finish a sentence or two (Jordan)"
words[171] = "Listen, girlfriend, I don't wanna hear your misguided romantic notions (Dr Cox)"
words[172] = "It's impossible to actually lie next to Jordan, seeing as she sleeps hanging upside-down from the ceiling (Cox)"
words[173] = "Ah, always a charmer. Hi (Jordan)"
words[174] = "You can ahead and do your victory dance or slaughter a goat or whatever it is you do when you're happy (Dr Cox)"
words[175] = "You rang. Lurch (Janitor)"
words[176] = "I'm trying to decide who's the most detestable suck-up here - you? (Patient)"
words[177] = "Oh, great, another sycophant (Patient)"
words[178] = "Listen up, there, Molly Menopause, I need you to quiet the hell down (Dr Cox)"
words[179] = "We're gonna need you to ease up on the yakety-yak (Dr Cox)"
words[180] = "You can drop the macho act now, dear (Patient)"
words[181] = "Careful, there, sweet-cheeks (Dr Cox)"
words[182] = "Gosh, I'm sorry, nervous guy, but I just can't do your work for you (Dr Cox)"
words[183] = "What do you say you head on down to the library and look it up in the New England Journal of Who Gives a Rat's Ass?"
words[184] = "Oh, did you say something, Mr. Too Scared To Get In The Game? (Elliot)"
words[185] = "Just be the good little beeyotch you are and wipe the sweat off my forehead (Bonnie)"
words[186] = "Is it sexist to keep the pretty nurses and unload a few uggos? (Dr Kelso)"
words[187] = "Dude, you are such a loser, man (Turk)"
words[188] = "Listen closely, Tiny Dancer (Dr Cox)"
words[189] = "For the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing the day they were passing out common sense? (Cox)"
words[190] = "You're a bit of a slut, aren't you (Patient)"
words[191] = "The much bigger problem facing us right now is just exactly how do we get you to stop annoying me? (Cox)"
words[192] = "Can't you just, for once, not be such a busy-body? (Dr Cox)"
words[193] = "You look as good as I feel (Dr Kelso)"
words[194] = "I wish I could be an insensitive, cynical robo-doc like you, but unfortunately, I don't hate the world enough (Turk)"
words[195] = "Hey, numb-nuts (Dr Kelso)"
words[196] = "You know...it's nothing personal, son...you just make me sick (Dr Kelso)"
words[197] = "I love the poetry of someone putting himself way up on a pedestal and then getting knocked the hell back down (Cox)"



function BuildArray(size){
    this.length = size
    for (var i = 1; i <= size; i++){
        this[i] = null}
    return this
}

function PickRandomWord(frm) {
    // Generate a random number between 1 and NumberOfWords
    var rnd = Math.ceil(Math.random() * NumberOfWords)

    // Display the word inside the text box
    frm.WordBox.value = words[rnd]
}
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